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I saw a poster in town this evening with a picture of a hamburger, and just above it what looked like a fresh t*rd about to drop onto it.

Underneath, with no explanation, were the words DOUBLE SHINY BACON

What does it mean ?

22 Nov 2013, 22:01

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Sometimes the French printing of a "T" looks like a "N"

22 Nov 2013, 22:06

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They can polish a t­­urd?

22 Nov 2013, 22:07
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You use Brasso Durash it


Rolling naked in Play-Doh will create the wrong impression !

If you'd like to join my 2nd hand toilet collectors club - urine !

Serial origamists should be welcomed into the fold !

22 Nov 2013, 22:43

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It's one of these. ... heese.html

22 Nov 2013, 23:23

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm McDonalds mmmmmmmmm

Not as nice as Buffalo Grill ( you get plates and cutlery and real meat there - but when the need arises yummmmy)

22 Nov 2013, 23:36
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Double shiny?? Isn't that the point when bacon has rotted to the point of turning green and shiny? Sort of an oil on water effect. :mrgreen:

"Old enough to know better, young enough not to give a damn"

23 Nov 2013, 10:59
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It's a bad translation of doré (= golden = shiny) in their desperation to Americanize it for the French market.

It's in the papers - it must be true! #indyref #yes

23 Nov 2013, 11:42
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The ad refers to American bread(s) therefore the 'double shiny' is a double burger with bacon in a shiny (surfaced) roll as the picture shows quite clearly..

23 Nov 2013, 13:22

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I cant see the picture but will stick with the lovely image conjured up by the OP of a turd, possibly a shiny one, about to drop onto the burger.

What a match made in heaven :D

23 Nov 2013, 14:19
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Happy Meal :?: :?: :shock:

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23 Nov 2013, 15:01
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Mc Turdburger? :? Nos

Nunc est bibendum, nunc pede libero pulsanda tellus.

24 Nov 2013, 12:32

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Happy to report that that particular Shiny turd was very tasty. It's somewhat ironic that some of the local offerings with names that the food snobs would gush over actually do taste like turds.

24 Nov 2013, 16:14

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How do you know, RR? :wink:

Be alert!!!!! Your country needs lerts

24 Nov 2013, 18:06
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andouillette? actually I don't mind the taste it is the texture I can't cope with!

24 Nov 2013, 18:55
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